Thursday, March 29, 2007

What do lasers, robots, Las Vegas, Airplanes, and Michael Jackson have in common?

They are all to come together in a massive show of democratic might!

Lasers? Frickin LASERS?

Children will come from far and wide and be led into the jaws of a waiting puffer fish to be enveloped into a large bouncing inflatable. They will then roll into the grand canyon yelling. Sorbet! Sorbet!

And the United States of Assholes will finally and forever be remembered as a bunch of chuckles.

I bet after this spectacle the Jihad will be called off and all the USA debt will be forgiven.


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