They are all to come together in a massive show of democratic might!
Lasers? Frickin LASERS?
Children will come from far and wide and be led into the jaws of a waiting puffer fish to be enveloped into a large bouncing inflatable. They will then roll into the grand canyon yelling. Sorbet! Sorbet!
And the United States of Assholes will finally and forever be remembered as a bunch of chuckles.
I bet after this spectacle the Jihad will be called off and all the USA debt will be forgiven.