Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
They can't clean me this time I need to do it on my own. But they again can look into my belly and see it empty and see my eyes are clear.
It will undoubtedly take a lot of time for them to call me home again but at least I am planted and ready for anything.
I will paint the world with a brush so broad again. It just makes everything blurry.
Monday, February 26, 2007
I see that I want to be ridden. I want to be worked. I was to be bridled not as a slave or as a prisoner but an entity in a symbiotic relationship.
I want to be the anenome protecting the fish that swim in my person. I want to look to the surface and know that up there I would die and my partners aren't stupid enough to follow me.
I am poisoned at the moment so the fish have left at first I thought "go to the surface that will show everyone how you feel". But I realized that was my distructive behaviour trying to get the best of me. I flushed my poison. I sat in my sickness and looked at the floor for hours. Noticing stains I never have before. I wonder is that blood? No it is likely jam dropped by the people who make my house a home.
I returned to the sea to realize that I had in fact lost my home. I still have my house but it is empty.
Even my dog didn't care I was home.
I will fight for what I believe in. What I know is real. What I know is right. I will wear a ring on my finger with pride and I will be me over and over and over again. I am not such a bad guy I have tonnes of potential. Even if no one has faith in me at least I do. Thats all I can say
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
I have almost invented something. I am not sure what to call it. I am not sure how it works as I haven’t written the instruction booklet. I don’t really read them anyways. I will probably just figure it out.
The packaging is up in the air. As I am not sure how big it will be.
I know for sure that it will come wrapped in plastic bags. They will say “Bags are not toys”.
I know this so it seems a moot point but I need to include it for law.
On a side note bags make wonderful hats. And water resistant neckerchiefs for that matter.
I want to for surely use that indestructible plastic that smells of rubbers. Oh yeah and those twist ties that are pretty much the best twist ties ever. I think I will include extras so that people can take the lunches to work using them.
I need to come up with a catchy tag line like “The future is now” or “Got milk?”
My first attempt is a keeper I think: “My future is Got that?”
What do you think?
Does anybody know a good manufacturing company? They need to be overseas and employ mostly tweens. They still have littler fingers but there is always a slow big guy who can help with heavy lifting. I will send them Christmas cards with Candy canes scotch taped to them. They will all sing a remix of Dancing queen.
I am going to rule the world. What is the number of the patent place?