So I saw this bug today. He was sitting on my lamp. I said. “Hey little bug do you need some light?” He would have obviously nodded enthusiastically if his head had been independent from the rest of his body, so I turned on the lamp. He sat there for a few minutes basking in the glory of the light. Then he fell off the lamp. And landed on his back with his legs folded across his little chest. I was startled so a yelled “Bug” which gave the people in the next cubicles quite the fright. The bug did not move. I got very concerned that the little bug did not realize how hot the lamp gets and had killed himself by nodding yes to my initial question. So I called him a stupid bug and squished him with the nubby eraser o0n my pencil which by the way is covered in British flags.
Long live the queen.
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