Monday, December 19, 2005

So I have decided to stop trying to get cancer

I am so sick of trying to get cancer.  It is really hard.   You have to do a lot of horrible things.  I really don’t understand how cancer is such a big problem.  If getting it doesn’t kill you it sure will.  So I give up.  Beautiful cancer, go infect someone else and quit teasing me with your closeness.

Jesus.  Smoking is gross.  Spit spit.  But you know what?  I kinda want one right now.  Shhhh don’t tell anyone.

Quit.  The end.

3 comments:

digi said...

Mmm. I've been going for rectal and colon cancer for quite some time but it aint happenin'. I'm gonna keep at it though, I eat a lot of raw red meat.

Sorry the lung tumors never sprouted like you hoped. Maybe in another life.

Kafka said...

Good luck...

gusgreeper said...

i also wish you luck :)
i always think i have cancer. colon cancer.

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