Monday, December 19, 2005

So I have decided to stop trying to get cancer

I am so sick of trying to get cancer.  It is really hard.   You have to do a lot of horrible things.  I really don’t understand how cancer is such a big problem.  If getting it doesn’t kill you it sure will.  So I give up.  Beautiful cancer, go infect someone else and quit teasing me with your closeness.

Jesus.  Smoking is gross.  Spit spit.  But you know what?  I kinda want one right now.  Shhhh don’t tell anyone.

Quit.  The end.


digi said...

Mmm. I've been going for rectal and colon cancer for quite some time but it aint happenin'. I'm gonna keep at it though, I eat a lot of raw red meat.

Sorry the lung tumors never sprouted like you hoped. Maybe in another life.

Kafka said...

Good luck...

gusgreeper said...

i also wish you luck :)
i always think i have cancer. colon cancer.

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