I have a feeling something’s fishy.

Seldom do I feel this knot in my stomach when nothing is amiss.  I have a great intuitive gland.  My brain lets me in on secrets inside others.  Brain matter is a funny thing.  A complex system of circuits and sensors designed to do nothing be fed stimuli and respond to it.

Brain waves are slightly radioactive and can be picked up from outside the cranium.  So my brain is obviously more sensitive to the activity than others because at times I can see through the sham and almost hear the inner dialogue contained.

"Hi Dragko"  Translates to. " I hope you die."

"It's cold eh?"  to "Your shirt is all baggy and gross and I think you look like a looser moron."

"Do you like this new shirt?"  to "I am extremely insecure and I hope by spinning this way my ass will look nice in your face, and then hopefully you will comment and I will turn and grab you and we will roll around on this chair until you are all sweaty and stuff."

You see what I mean all very simple.  Open up and you too will have this insane and wonderful power.

It’s freezing… sorta like a zombie

The hordes of darkness have descended upon our land which we call Vancouver.  It is really really cold.  I was just outside, and though the winds have blown away all the foggies there is a new found nemesis.  Arctic air.

Fuckeroony, it is colder than a zombie chicks clit when she is buried under a mass of snow.

Kate/a/blog: Ready to go

Ready to go

Read this great post regarding the choreographed ballet currently on stage in the G8UNSA. Check out my comment for my predictions.

Kate/A has a great mind and her writing is intelligent and worth a read.

Please check out her site.

Petty things, laundry lids and parking space

So our neighbor downstairs confronted sKerry today and accused her of "Opening the washing machine lid".  Now first off I will say we did not and have no reason to do such a silly thing.  The guy had a guest last night who was using our laundry to do her shitty smelling shorts.  This I had a slight problem with as we pay for the power and we are not a laundry mat.  But I decided the power usage was negligible and it seemed to be a one off thing so I would not pursue it.  Furthermore this fellow has paid only one installment of his bills since he moved in on July 1.  Do you really think there is any reason for him to accuse us of some sort of silly malicious intent in possibly opening his stupid stink laundry hole?

This is ridiculous.  I wanted to smash has ugly mug with a pair of wet levis.  You are kidding right? You had a crack head yelling and screaming in front of our house, and you want to accuse us of some stupid childish prank.  Maybe it was your crack head ex coming to try to steal your shitty clothes.  Or maybe it was your sister hoping to catch a wiff of your stank dank.  But what in the world would possess us to open the lid.  And even more of a question is why would you even worry yourself about it.  Close the lid laundry completes.

Oh and by the way we park to close to your door?  Ok we will try to move over a bit.  But have you noticed the broken down jalopy sitting unregistered in our driveway with trash in it?  Or what about the PILE of cigarette buts in the gravel beside that?  Give me a break buddy.  When you clean your act up come talk to us about ours!

Year end?? I got taged.

1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before? Shared

2. Did you keep your new years resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I could not take over the world. But it is my goal next year as well.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth? No… or… yes… Ummm was that this year?

4. Did anyone close to you die? The guy I was sitting next too slipped and fell on my knife.
5. What countries did you visit? Canada beautiful place I would love to go back tomorrow.

6. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005? In loveness returned.

7. What date from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? October 23 because it changed the way I look at my relationship.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? Being a big boy and letting others be human

9. What was your biggest failure? Not being more clear as to my feelings. And Smoking after 4 years quit.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury? You could say so.

11. What was the best thing you bought? My soul
12. Whose behaviour merited celebration? Mine I think.

13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed? Pissing boys.

14. Where did most of your money go? Bills

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? NIN concert.

16. What song will always remind you of 2005? All the love in the world – NIN

17. Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder? Ummm happy in a different way but I think over all a bit more down but last year my happiness was based on unrealities.

18. Thinner or fatter? Fatter

19. What do you wish you'd done more of? Listening
20. What do you wish you'd done less of? worrying

21. How will you be spending Christmas? Not up to me.

22. Did you fall in love in 2005? Again and Again

23. How many one night stands? One? Sorta?

24. What was your favourite TV programme? Don’t know… it is still X-files.

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didnt hate this time last year? Yes passionately

26. What was the best book you read? Zombie survival guide

27. What was your greatest musical discovery? B flat

28. What did you want and get? The truth

29. What did you want and not get? In loveness back

30. What was your favourite film of this year? Not sure

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? 27… ummm what did I do?? Oh nothing Party on Saturday.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? Being the only one.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005? Dressy rockstar?

34. What kept you sane? I don’t think I was kept sane.

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? Sherri Moon Zombie. (Currently)

36. What political issue stirred you the most? Umm Maybe the bombs blowing up all over the world.

37. Who did you miss? Myself.

38. Who was the best new person you met? Did I meet anyone…?

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005. That you will always be competing.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year. “I just made you up to hurt myself.”

This pretty much puts the Griswalds to shame

Christmas Lights

I wan't to do this to a slayer track next year.

Headache and a hard-on

I think I have a problem.  I have been extremely randy lately.  It is almost comical.  This morning I awoke to a pounding head and a few extra inches.  I literally wanted to go on a rampage of apocalyptic proportions.  

Rampage of consumption, and destruction.  My implement of said destruction?  My destroyer.

I think constantly having this phenomenon I might get the cancer, or worse the aids.  I get rid of the poison as soon as I can but it seems it just brims again less than a minute later.

I can do things that help, but think what would happen if I moved the skin on my arm around incessantly.  I think it would fall off.  I would hate to see that skin fall off.  

I am sure I could find a monkey to help me.  But that’s not what I want they are all hairy and smell like bum.  Can a man really live like this?

Piss off pissing boy

Disgrace.  
Your face.
Her taste,
My face.

You will leave now.
I don’t wanna feel you anymore
You are done now.
Your never welcome at my door.

Your words are thin
I’ve seen, hell I used ‘em before
Your desire her sin.
It will rot our solid core.

Piss off pissing boy
Piss off pissing boy
Your screen in my way
Piss off pissing boy
She can’t hear me say
Piss off pissing boy

Disgrace.  
Your face.
Her taste,
My face.

Piss off pissing boy
Piss off pissing boy
Your screen in my way
Piss off pissing boy
She can’t hear me say
Piss off pissing boy

Defer your faults to the person on the left

So I had a meeting this morning that went down avenues that were not the most comforting.  Our test lead on our current project, whom is a wonderful man and is really trying to help our project proceed and be successful, got into a heated argument with the incompetent PM on the project.  It got more and more tense.  I felt like leaving but it is my obligation being the only one present from my team to represent.  So I listened as the PM took every criticism and attempted (poorly I will add) to defer the issue to another party.  Nothing has been her fault, although this project has been the most poorly managed and coordinated effort I have ever taken on in my 8 years in the field.  
What is wrong with people why cant they just own up to the mistakes that have been made and move on.  Why waste time pointing fingers when what is done is done, and there is nothing we can do.  

This project has been soooo much stress.  And is getting worse and worse.  What makes it worse is I find I have no one to talk to about it.  A. because I don’t want to bring home the stress to my already tense (at times) household, and B. because I can’t bring myself to speak of it anymore by the time I get relaxed  (About and hour after being home with my lovely family).

I am so sick of this shit it is not even funny.

Lets get on with it people.

Suck it up.

You suck.

Pukie

Rough night last night.  The Wynder was up since 4 sick.  Puke and puke.  She was just sitting outside our room puking, all over the floor.

Poor Wynder.

Poor us too.

Kisses

Stomach upsetness

Strange.  My stomach has been upset for a couple of days.  One of those gurgly bellies.  What am I anxious about?  Hmmm.

Freaks, your all freaks.

FFF-117a (Sorry for not being more present)

FFF is back in full frontal effect. This little ditty came up and boy it's a hottie. Slick, black, and elusive just how I like them.

That shark can dance

Shit, I am learning this dance move.

Apparently I should dye my hair orange

Your Hair Should Be Orange

Expressive, deep, and one of a kind. You pull off "weird" well - hardly anyone notices.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?