Monday, November 21, 2005

Petty things, laundry lids and parking space

So our neighbor downstairs confronted sKerry today and accused her of "Opening the washing machine lid".  Now first off I will say we did not and have no reason to do such a silly thing.  The guy had a guest last night who was using our laundry to do her shitty smelling shorts.  This I had a slight problem with as we pay for the power and we are not a laundry mat.  But I decided the power usage was negligible and it seemed to be a one off thing so I would not pursue it.  Furthermore this fellow has paid only one installment of his bills since he moved in on July 1.  Do you really think there is any reason for him to accuse us of some sort of silly malicious intent in possibly opening his stupid stink laundry hole?

This is ridiculous.  I wanted to smash has ugly mug with a pair of wet levis.  You are kidding right? You had a crack head yelling and screaming in front of our house, and you want to accuse us of some stupid childish prank.  Maybe it was your crack head ex coming to try to steal your shitty clothes.  Or maybe it was your sister hoping to catch a wiff of your stank dank.  But what in the world would possess us to open the lid.  And even more of a question is why would you even worry yourself about it.  Close the lid laundry completes.

Oh and by the way we park to close to your door?  Ok we will try to move over a bit.  But have you noticed the broken down jalopy sitting unregistered in our driveway with trash in it?  Or what about the PILE of cigarette buts in the gravel beside that?  Give me a break buddy.  When you clean your act up come talk to us about ours!

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